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Fuck Off Floral Patch

Fuck Off Floral Patch

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The perfect patch for if you're into cursive and cursing! Get the message across simply but in a fancy way, pop this on your jacket or on your bag to tell them where to go without saying a word.

  • Dimensions - H: 7cm W: 7cm
  • Iron or Sew On Patch
  • Vegan-Friendly Glue
  • 100% Cotton
  • Designed by the creative team at Luna.

 

What can I put a patch onto?
- Anything and EVERYTHING!

Do I have to iron on?
- Nope, you can sew on if you prefer

What material can I iron them onto?
- Well we would say iron them onto anything that is cotton or a natural fabric, otherwise whip the needle and thread out so you don't set anything on fire...

How do I apply using an iron?
- Place on the garment and cover with a tea towel
- Press with a hot iron for min. 2 minutes, using firm pressure and steam function (if available)
- Check the patch is firmly stuck down. If the edges are rising up, cover and press again
(Under 16s - please get adult supervision)

Safety & Care Instructions

  • Caution: Requires high heat for application. Handle with care to avoid burns.
    Warning: Keep away from open flames. Not suitable for children under 6 years.
  • Application Instructions:
    • Ensure the fabric is clean and flat • Place patch adhesive-side down • Cover with a pressing cloth and press with a hot iron (cotton setting) for 10–15 seconds • Let cool before handling.
  • Care Instructions:
    • Machine wash on gentle cycle • Avoid high-temperature drying
    • Reinforce with stitching if needed.
  • Made in Thailand.
  • Distributed and designed by Luna
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Andrew
Fucking ace

I’ve bought other brands, but nothing’s a patch on Luna.

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Rachel Driver
Radical Stitches

I am not a fan of unnecessary expletives, but I love a but of subterfuge and
'crafted obscenity' - cause then it's Art. As someone who is often over-stimulated by my desire to socialise but exhausted by the reality - this patch really works. It says "I love ya, but I just can't stand ya" So a good one for Yarn Bombers and Stitch-witchery

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Luke Galea
Perfect for the bus

It's an interesting patch to make people lean in close and read it, then quickly back away once they do.
Careful around Karens.